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Samaria Johnson
almost 3 years Missouri, United States Story
[Almost] Everything that You [Might] Need to Know About Missouri’s 2016 Election

[Almost] Everything that You [Might] Need to Know About Missouri’s 2016 Election

    I had no idea what I was doing the first time that I voted.

    Well, no, the voting process itself is actually beyond simple, but there were, like, 978 other things on the ballot that weren’t voting for the president and my world was ROCKED because I hadn’t prepared for all of that content that was getting thrown at me.

    It’s overwhelming when you walk in expecting to answer, like, three simple questions and are instead presented with a page full of names of people that you’d never heard of until literally that exact moment. Because along with voting for president, you’ll have to vote for both national and state representatives and other laws.

    Since these are the people who have the ads on TV that you go out of your way to ignore, I’ve compiled a list of all of the candidates that you’ll see on your Missouri ballot this November so that you can at least say that you’ve heard their names before you show up to the polling place. There’s a little background information on each of them, as well as resources for you to find out more information. Missouri's probably no one's favorite state, but we're all still living in it, so we better make it as tolerable as possible.



Odds are that you’ll spend more time waiting in line than you will actually voting. You have to sign in to make sure that you’re who you say that you are (bring a source of identification with you) before you’re allowed to vote, kind of like how you have to check in before you get to take the ACT. I’ve never taken more than ten minutes to both wait in line and vote, but I also live in the middle of nowhere, so this will probably vary from place to place.


A source of identification so that the people who check you in can confirm that you are who you say you are. This can include a driver’s license, a passport, or any bill or paycheck that has your name and address on it. Along with a way to prevent voter fraud, this is also a great self-esteem boost because it implies that there are people out there that want to steal your identity. You also don’t need to bring a writing utensil with you. That’s on the polling place.


Just read the d--n article.


Ballots are the size of a sheet of standard notebook paper. Literally all you have to do is fill in a bubble. If you’ve taken a Scantron test/colored a picture then you can fill out a ballot. There are also electronic ballots, but I’ve never used one of those. I’m sure that they are a lot cooler. And don’t worry if you’ve got a disability that requires different accommodations- we’ve got you covered.


Missouri has historically voted Republican. This year is historically pretty terrible, so who really knows what will happen this time around. That’s why you should vote.



You know about this. You probably registered to vote just because of this. You know who you’re voting for already. Don’t make me explain this.


If a candidate wins a spot in the Senate, then they get to go spend a lot more time in DC. The plus side is that if you hate these people and they win, then you don’t have to see them as often on the street anymore. The downside is that they’d literally be running the country.

Choose wisely.

We can only send one person to the Senate this year and we only have two options. Roy Blunt and Jason Kander won the primary elections in August. Maybe you voted for those; maybe you didn’t. It doesn’t matter now because these are the candidates that we ended up with and there’s no taking it back.

Here’s some more about them:

    • Roy Blunt (Republican)- Probably regrets his last name when he has to speak in front of college students. Blunt is also a seasoned professional- he’s had his job for a while and people must be re-electing him for a reason. Blunt likes making peace with Iran, immigration, and keeping it easy to get guns.
    • Jason Kander (Democrat)- Made this #scathing ad. Kander is currently the Secretary of State and also served in Afghanistan. He really wants to stand up for everyone: women, veteran, the environment, and even farmers. Kander is a big fan of standing.  


Like the Senate, these are the homies that would get sent to DC if they win.

As mentioned before, Missouri tends to vote Republican. This year, six of the eight seats that Missouri has in Congress are held by Republicans. The other two belong to Democrats.

The total of eight seats comes from the eight congressional districts in MO. This means that there are a lot of total candidates, but you will only vote on the one in your district. There’s a lot of candidates on this list, so here’s a breakdown of all of your options, along with a way to find out what your district is (you just have to look at a map).


Great news if you hate Jay Nixon: he’s ineligible for re-election as he’s reached his term limits. This is a big deal because while Republicans controlled the state legislature, the governor was a Democrat.  Sometimes that happens when you have a democracy.

There was a big primary election for this in August as well. Maybe you remember that sudden influx of political ads? This is what they were about.

Here are the people in the running for MOGO:

  • Chris Koster (Democrat)- Koster won nearly 80% of the Democratic votes in the primary. He also dropped this ad literally a minute after securing his win in the primary. In 2007, Koster famously switched from being a Republican to being a Democrat and never looked back. He likes the death penalty and same-sex marriage. Koster was previously Missouri’s Attorney General.
  • Eric Greitens (Republican)- At the time of writing this, the homepage of Greitens’ website says ‘No Clinton, No Koster.’ This is the ad that’s next to that statement. Greitens was previously a Navy SEAL and Time Magazine called him one of the most influential people in the world in 2013. Greitens likes being pro-life and guns.
  • Cisse Spragins (Libertarian)- If there’s one thing that none of the other candidates on this list can say, it’s that they won 100% of the votes in their party. Spragins did, but she also ran unopposed. Spragins got her PhD in plasma physics from University of Wisconsin-Madison, which isn’t entirely relevant in this situation but is extremely cool, which is why I’m mentioning it. She was also elected chair of the Missouri Libertarian Party in 2010.


The current Lt. Governor, Peter Kinder, was eligible for re-election this year, but he decided to switch his focus into becoming the governor of Missouri. Unfo, he didn’t make it past the primaries and that means that the Lt. Gov. spot is up for grabs.

And we’ve got to choose between these people:

  • Russ Carnahan (Democrat): Carnahan likes being pro-choice and expanding healthcare for children. He doesn’t like internet crimes and wants stricter sentences for those who comment virtual identity theft.
  • Mike Parson (Republican): Parson is 100% pro-life, pro-gun, and pro-agriculture.
  • Steven Hedrick (Libertarian): I couldn’t find a website for Hedrick, or, like, anything about him, but I’m 93% sure that he exists because I don’t know why else he would be on the ballot.
  • Jake Wilburn (write-in/Independent): Wilburn campaign page is literally a Facebook page and his profile picture is him as a bitmoji. He’s the write-in candidate. He looks like he’s having a good time with his campaign.


Chris Koster, the current Atty. Gen., was eligible for re-election but turned down the option of maintaining his position when he, in the words of Taylor Swift, “realized some bigger dreams of mine.”

I don’t know if Missouri is allowed to exist without having an attorney general, so we’ve gotta elect a new one just to err on the side of caution. Here are our choices:

  • Teresa Hensley (Democrat): She’s most recently been the Cass County prosecutor. I don’t know where Cass County is. Hensley is supported by the Fraternal Order of Police, as she cares about law enforcement and furthering protection of children and victims.
  • Josh Hawley (Republican): He’s taught law at Mizzou since 2011. Hawley likes protecting the rights of gun-owners and freedom of religion, while his dislikes include Obamacare and abortion.

Both Hensley and Hawley were private practice attorneys for a while, which I’m guessing is something that they fake-bonded over during all of the times that they were forced to interact with each other.


Democrats have held this position for p much the last seven decades. Jason Kander is the current Sec. of State, but he’s out there chasin’ the American Dream of being in the US Senate. So we've gotta replace him.

  • Robin Smith (Democrat)- She was literally a news anchor on KMOV for, like, thirty years. She’s also proud of how she’s not a career politician and how she’s had many years of leadership experience.
  • Jay Ashcroft (Republican)- Ashcroft is an attorney and an engineer. There’s a lot of things that I could say about Ashcroft, but I was distracted by how there’s a picture on his website of him and his family playing UNO and one of the little boys has all of his cards facing the wrong way. Does he know what he’s doing? Are they setting him up to lose a simple, familial card game?
  • Chris Morrill (Independent)- Morrill, a fraud investigator, switched from being a member of the Republican Party to being a proud Independent in 2000. He also ran unopposed in his party during the primaries. His website is refreshingly simple.


Okay, so I was going about living my life to the fullest when I saw a sign on the side of the road and realized that I completely forgot about the treasurer. I nearly gave myself whiplash when I practically severed my neck with my seat belt to scrutinizingly stare at that sign as I drove by. Like, I was about to post this with literally no mention of the race for treasurer. How awful would that have been?

But don’t fret: I’ve gotchu.

The current treasurer, Clint Zweiful, is ineligible for re-election. There are three people vying for his spot:

  • Judy Baker (Democrat)- Baker is a small business owner. She believes that social reform can break the cycle of poverty and also capitalized on the oft-forgotten Missouri title of “The Show-Me State” so that her website can be called “”
  • Eric Schmitt (Republican)- While researching Schmitt, I found out that he got his B.A. from the school that I currently go to and his J.D from the school that my sister graduated from. What a fun coincidence. Anyway, Schmitt was currently working in the Missouri State Senate, but hit term limit and now he’s here.
  • Sean O’Toole (Libertarian)- I feel like there are a lot of Libertarians/Independents on the ballot this year. Is this really a lot? I’m still fairly new to this election thing. Anyway, O’Toole works as a software developer when he’s not running for government positions.



For the Senate, there are 18 out of 34 seats up for grabs this November. That would be a lot of names for me to write down, so I’m not going to do that. Republicans currently have 24 of those seats, the Democrats chilling with 7, and then there are 3 vacancies because life happens.

As for the House,  it’s also controlled by the Republicans, who hold 115 of the 163 seats. All of the seats in the chamber are up for grabs this year, so get reading.


The election for state judges works a little differently because we’re voting on retention (which is whether or not they should keep their current jobs). You get to potentially provide job security for three judges:


You’ll also be voting for local judges and school districts as well. I can’t explain all of this to you because there are literally 8 congressional districts in this state and even more counties that are having their own smaller, local elections.  I’m not trying to learn that much about Missouri. You should look into it on your own, though, because those votes will affect where you live. I’m not going to link you to Google because that’s patronizing, but, really. Google.  


First- don’t freak out.

These are amendments to the Missouri constitution, not the United States as a whole.

This is good because if Missouri passes/doesn’t pass an amendment then you only have to flee to a neighboring state that has different laws instead of, say, Canada.

There are six amendments on the ballot this November. The ballots will say the title of the amendment along with a brief description of them so that you don’t feel forced to memorize all of them. But it doesn’t hurt to know what they’re about before showing up. Here they are, hyperlinked for your convenience.

  • Constitutional Amendment 1 would renew the existing sales and use tax of 0.1 percent for 10 years.
  • Constitutional Amendment 2 would establish limits on campaign contributions to candidates for state or judicial office.
  • Constitutional Amendment 3 would increase the taxes on packs of cigarettes to 60 cents by 2020.
  • Constitutional Amendment 4 would prohibit a new state sales or use tax on any service or activity that was not subject to a sales or use tax as of January 1, 2015.
  • Constitutional Amendment 6 would empower the state government to require the presentation of voter IDs at public elections for the purpose of identifying and proving national and state citizenship.
  • Proposition A would increase taxes on cigarettes and other tobacco products a total of 23 cents per pack by 2021.



I am a college student, not TMZ. I’m literally writing this instead of a paper for my midterm. Also, I didn’t want to make this article longer than it already is. But some of these candidates really are involved in some wild schemes, so you’ll be decently entertained if you do decide to look them up on your own [if you’re reading this in school then ask for extra credit if you do decide to look it up].


If you post a picture of your ballot online, you will get arrested and sentenced to death. And they won’t count your vote either.


Stickers are like a fun marketing technique. Someone sees your sticker and they’re instantly reminded that they need to go and vote. Stickers are also there for you to Instagram, since you can’t take a picture of your ballot. Because if you take a picture of your ballot then a clown will come and brutally murder you in your sleep. And your vote won’t count.


My brain?

All of the hyperlinks that are in this article- typically seen as names because I want to make sure that I’m giving you actual #facts and not just the ramblings that I’ve put after everyone’s names?

Also, ballotpedia has hooked me up with a lot of content as well. They have information for EVERY state, not just Missouri. This could be beneficial for you because I’m not about to sum up every state/territory for you.



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  • VivianaVizcaino
    VivianaVizcaino Viviana
    almost 3 years ago New York, NY, United States

    This is brilliant, and so so useful to the people in your state. Would you ever consider making a project of doing this for various states annually? Kind of like a voter's' digest or newsletter?

    This is brilliant, and so so useful to the people in your state. Would you ever consider making a project of doing this for various states annually? Kind of like a voter's' digest or newsletter?

    • Samaria Johnson
      almost 3 years ago Missouri, United States

      Yeah, I actually had a lot of fun making this and would totally do it again! My goal for this was just for people of all ages to know what was going on in the state by making a quick list with all of the links so that they could read more and form their own opinions, but without making it seem all preachy. I kind of wish that I would have done this sooner so that I could do every state/territory so that more people could have access to voter information in their state!

      Yeah, I actually had a lot of fun making this and would totally do it again! My goal for this was just for people of all ages to know what was going on in the state by making a quick list with all of the links so that they could read more and form their own opinions, but without making it seem all preachy. I kind of wish that I would have done this sooner so that I could do every state/territory so that more people could have access to voter information in their state!

I like making jokes and talking about current events, usually at the same time. Truman State University 2017 (hire me; I'm great at parties).

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