Spent 2001-2004 merchandising hula hoops in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2010 merchandising pogo sticks in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2007 getting to know basketballs worldwide. Spent 2002-2009 testing the market for magma in Nigeria. My current pet project is developing strategies for human hair in Washington, DC. Spent 2002-2007 merchandising human growth hormone in Africa.