“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” ― Oscar Wilde


    Bachelor's Fine Arts - Creative Writing // George Mason University, Fairfax VA



    I've worked every kind of admin job possible, for every boss possible, from Michael Scott to Don Draper to Miranda Priestly. I've dipped my toes in social media marketing for fashion, and cause marketing. One of those was more rewarding than the other. I've had a personal blog for 10+ years. I've also written sale ads for tractors. I love to help people, to make them feel better, distract them, make them laugh. Hire me.