About me
"I'll have a Cafe-Mocha-Vodka-Valium-Latte... Togo Please."
I guess this is where I cut loose and break myself down for you all. I'm actually a lot simpler than people perceive me to be BUT I can also see how I'm a little ruff around the edges. No matter what, I'M ALL ABOUT RESPECT! I was taught to respect my FRIENDS, my FAMILY, my ELDERS, & even PERFECT STRANGERS... It gets you so much further in life. *** I'm grouchy in the morning and I've even had morning breath ... My best friend has NEVER been a diamond ... I'm attracted to humor ... I MELT when kissed on the forehead ... I ENJOY intelligent proverbs & old quotes ... I'll laugh at myself before you can ... I have a FAN CLUB due to my amazing drinks and sense of humor ... I NEVER check my voicemail because texting is faster ... If I had a secret power it would be time change ... I'm the worst at remembering names but I WILL remember your face ... I HATE the mall ... I LOVE tattoos ... I HATE that I snap judge people (or do I?) ... Binge drinking is a hobby ... I'm never shy ... I love to fly but I'd prefer a road trip ... VEGITARIANS and VEGANS piss me off ... I adore hanging out with my friends ... I'm known to quote movies... I WOULD WARE FUR (if I could afford it) ... I'm extremely competitive but I'm never a sore loser ... I'll give you my trust, you really don't have to work for it ... I forgive really easily too ... I get GANGSTA when I drink ... I think Cris Angel is the DEVIL ... I think Kanye West is an IDIOT ... Occasionally I drunk text ... I just say NO to drugs because I enjoyed them TOO much ... I hate the taste of goldschlager and the smell of tequila ... I've never been compelled to cheat on ANYONE ... I don't know what to do when a girl cries ... I LOVE Nora Jones in the bathtub & 32 Leaves at the gun range ... Just Predict me to be the most Unpredictable person you've ever met and remember If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!