is exactly the kind of person you would invite to brunch. She makes the best lavender biscotti this side of any side. Plus, she knows how to write gorgeous content and sexy, sexy copy. She hates sexism, classism, agism and is a full-blown hipster with a troublesome tree nut sensitivity. Hannah somehow remains ambivalent about the Oxford comma.
Pro-cake, pro-hentai, pro-whatever-makes-you-happy, unless it's diet Coke. If it's diet Coke, she's a little worried.