1. (#21) Bury a bottle of Bacardi on the Slope. Dig it up on Slope Day.
Odds are there will be way to many people to even get where you put it
2. (#16) Wear flip-flops to class in January
Why would you want to do this!?!
3. (#24) Flirt with your professor
This just seems like a hard thing to be successful at...
4. (#122) Go on a road trip to Canada, flirt with the border patrol, smuggle booze back
I would prefer to be able to come back to Cornell
5. (#123) Try to order pizza from a Blue Light phone
Odds are you're near CTP anyway, and you don't have to chance getting a JA!
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